"Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off"

Thank goodness for my litter records! Without them I would never be able to tell all you different people with similar names apart. I get a lot of email from a lot of hedgehog owners and prospective hedgehog owners. I also have to keep track of who is visiting when, who has put a deposit on a hedgehog, who is planning to put down a deposit, and who still needs to pick up their hedgehog. It is confusing to say the least! Right now I have hedgehogs reserved for a C. Garfield and a C. Garfinkle. No Kidding, I really do. I also sold a hedgehog to a Samantha H. last week and have an appointment with a Samantha M. this week. Then ther's Richard and Rebecca and Lin, Lauren, Linda, and Linsey.

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So to all you people out there doing your best to confuse me;

'Let's Call The Whole Thing Off lyrics'

By; Louis Armstrong

Verse Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat, For you like this and the other While I go for this and that, Goodness knows what the end will be Oh I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done:

Chorus - 1 You say either and I say either, You say neither and I say neither Either, either Neither, neither, Let's call the whole thing off.

You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas, I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas For we know we need each other so we , Better call the whole off off Let's call the whole thing off.

Chorus - 2 You say laughter and I say larfter, You say after and I say arfter Laughter, larfter after arfter, Let's call the whole thing off,

You like vanilla and I like vanella, You saspiralla, and I saspirella Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry, Let's call the whole thing off

But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters, I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters For we know we need each other so we, Better call the calling off off, Let's call the whole thing off.

Chorus - 3 I say father, and you say pater, I saw mother and you say mater Pater, mater Uncle, auntie, let's call the whole thing off.

I like bananas and you like banahnahs, I say Havana and I get Havahnah Bananas, banahnahs Havana, Havahnah, Go your way, I'll go mine

So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters, So all right no contest we'll order lobseter For we know we need each other so we, Better call the calling off off, Let's call the whole thing off

Hear the song preformed by Fred and Ginger

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Face it, everything relates to a song somehow. Most of the time it keeps life happy and entertaining. At the very least, it gives me something to hum while I am frantically paging through litter records and old emails.

-K